I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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