No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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