last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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