as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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