so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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