i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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