big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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