we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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