Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
only you would photoshop your dick
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
