he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize