I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Come on in and take your pants off
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