Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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