oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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