i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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