he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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