Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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