the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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