i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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