fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
smell my finger.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You pole danced in your parka.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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