walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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