Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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