He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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