I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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