Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
