nut hugger
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
