I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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