I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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