Can Purell be used as lube?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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