i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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