By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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