Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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