Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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