Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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