Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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