u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They have beer where we have blood.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
