Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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