I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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