Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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