We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
is it fun? or sober?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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