hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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