I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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