i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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