i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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