Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Randomize
