The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
