I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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