what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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