She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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