He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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