She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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