The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
