after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
