Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize