You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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