i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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