lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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